Funny Birthday Greetings
This choice of Funny Birthday Greetings are especially for you to bring a smile or maybe a chuckle and a grin. Celebrations are always fun so please enjoy!
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Funny Birthday Greetings
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry
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Laughter lines you say?
Well something must have been hilarious
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball.
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On this long and winding road
The milestones we reach;
Every single one of them
Is something to us, to teach.
So pray tell me
Just what it is you've learnt;
On this your special day
Apart from Willies your uncle and Minnies your aunt!
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Funny Birthday Greetings
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You should really celebrate on your birthday.
Take TWO naps today.
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Wine, women and song
Are what most men would say;
Are the very ingredients needed
To have a great Birthday!
So we've got the bottle
And I know you can sing;
But where to get the women
Off to the Toon and going clubbing.
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
Stephen Wright
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.
Coco Chanel
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