Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Funny Christmas Poems for Kids for writing to their mom and dad, or silly ones for school friends. These are for your non commercial use FREE.

If Santa was a (Chav)he'd join the dole queue
Because apart from Christmas deliveries he's got nothing else to do.
But he wouldn't put his feet up and watch daytime TV
He'd find himself an "earner" strictly cash - no VAT
As he's got a reindeer farm he'd probably be found,
On a barrow, flogging cheap deer burgers outside the football ground.
Courtesy of Jon Bratton.

Have you ever wondered where Santa leaves his sleigh,
When he brings toys for children to find on Christmas Day?
For reindeers, all the roof-tops are much too smooth and steep
One slip, they'd go sliding down and land in one big heap!

But if they were in the garden,how could Santa, with his sack,
Climb right up to the roof-top,then down the chimney stack?
There's so much danger in the road,so, where can he leave his sleigh?
Perhaps you'd like to ask him,when he comes round your way!
Eleanor Farjeon

How come Santa looks like my dad

Although he is much fatter;

That must be all those cookies

But it really doesn't matter.

He brings me what I've asked for

So he must get my letters;

I don't ask for to much though

I even got new slippers.

So the X box and the latest gadgets

Are not to much for him to carry;

I do worry though 'cos presents are big

That next year he'll have to tarry.

So who won't be getting any?

I don't know who!

I'll worry about it

But I hope that it's you!

Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

We all know that Rudolphs nose is red

But I've never seen him in the sky;

I'm sure I'd have noticed a bright red blob

So now I wonder why?

Is it because he goes so fast

Or that he's so far away;

The sleighs got lights too ?

For safety sake I daresay!

So if you do manage to get a peek

Please let me know real soon;

As my mind keeps on going around

As I'm staring at the moon.

Maggiemay

In the church there's a lady typing

At the back so no one can see;

But sometimes there's a bloomer

They give us a laugh - do thee!

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Jesus said "Little Children come to me"

But he wasn't talking about age;

He wanted us to be innocent

Just like him I'd wage.

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Funny Christmas Poems for Kids