Funny Sayings

Welcome to these Funny Sayings from around the world that are just for your amusement and we hope that you enjoy!

They are free for your non commercial use.

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Funny Sayings

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When you're finding something hard to do it's like

Sucking a base ball through a hosepipe!

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Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.
Mario Burata

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Make a fuss for good service

The squeaky wheel gets the grease!

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Life is like monkey bars. You have to let go to move forward. 

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Ideas won't work unless ' You' do.

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If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.

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Funny Sayings

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The highways of life are full of flat squirrels who couldn't make up their minds.

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Bigamy is having one husband to many.

Monogamy is the same thing.
Nan Tucket

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Italians are obsessed by two things.
the other one is spaghetti.

Catherine Deneuve

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

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All men are idiots and I married their king.

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Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.

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By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming!

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