Funny Valentines Poems
If love makes the world go round then Funny Valentines Poems will send you into orbit as laughter lifts the spirits! May your heart and the twinkle in your eye never leave.
These are free for your non commercial use.
Funny Valentine Poems
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Flying straight I hope it does
If romantic Cupid has hit the spot;
Then we're in for a lovely time
Lots of laugh-a-lot!
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Love and laughter are the key
For happiness for you and me;
You are my hearts desire
In fact I think it's on fire!!
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I'm sweet on you!
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Funny Valentine Poems
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Honey why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Because I married the wrong man!
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I am a paper clip and you are a magnet
May we stick together forever;
The stapler can go and get lost
I will stick to love you forever.
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If I was a chef
I'd give you a quiche;
If I was a painter
My paint I'd unleash.
As I am none of the above
All I can send you is all my love!
Maggie-May
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Love wouldn't be blind
if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z.
oops I missed U
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Funny Valentine Poems
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Some women don't need flowers,
candy, or candlelight dinners
on Valentine's Day.
Please be advised that
I am not one of them.
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